Friday 4 January 2013

SMART JUDGE

Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart Judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers became uncomfortable.

" You, attorney Mr Smith, gave me $ 5,00,000, and you, attorney Mr Wright, gave me $ 6,00,000."

The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $ 1,00,000. He handed it to attorney Mr Wright and said...

"Now that I'm returning $1,00,000, we're going to decide this case solely on its merits!"